Airport Problems

Characters
Luis Miranda Fernández as Johnny Hamilton
Charlotta Engberg as Sophie Johnson
Alberto Caño Soria as the Narrator and Agent Smith
Stefania Lucci as the secretary


Narrator: It is a normal day at the airport. The passengers wait tired for their flights and other passengers are tired of long travels.

Johny is a tall man, with a dense beard and a red cap with the Canadian flag. He is trying to take his suitcase in the baggage claim belt.

Johnny:  Hi? Oh Jack! I´m at the airport taking my suitcase. What? Oh yes, I have it. I´m so nervous and afraid…maybe the police…or maybe…who knows? But I will try to catch the flight and enter in it with it Excuse me! I´m going to take the suitcase because there is a girl with the same suitcase and I don´t want mistakes. I will call you later.

Sophie: Sorry, I think this is my suitcase.

Johnny: No madame.This is my suitcase it was new when I took the plane. And now I need to take another plane quickly.Nice to meet you and bye.

Narrator: Johnny runs and Sophie takes the other suitcase. But when Johnny is running a policeman appears.

Agent Smith: Hi gentleman. I’m Agent Smith. This is a routine control for the safety of the airport. Could you please open your suitcase?

Johnny: emmm…please…wait a moment….

Johnny (Calls): Hi Jack! We have a big problem. There is a policeman who is trying to open my suitcase…and you know what we have inside…amm…Ok, try to avoid it. I’ll try.

Agent Smith: Ok sir, time is over. I need to open your suitcase. So please proceed to open it.

Johnny: I have a problem with a girl, maybe this suitcase is not mine.

Agent Smith: Yeah I know all of these stories…I am going to open it. Oh my god… Is this your suitcase?

Johnny: Yes of course.

Agent Smith: With all of these girl things?

Johnny: Mmmm…yes. I´m a musical theatre actor and my new character is a girl so I need all of these dresses and make up.

Agent Smith: And you are going to fly to New York?

Johnny: Yes. BROADWAY IS WAITING FOR ME. The new star. Johnny.

Agent Smith: Oh sorry. Mr. Johnny - new Tony Award winner. Continue with your travel. Thanks. And remember. “I´m here to protect and serve”

Johnny (calls): Jack, It´s Johnny again…I have good and bad news. I have a lot of girl things for our girlfriends…that´s good. The other news are that I lost the bomb…but unfortunately …I don´t know where…

Narrator: Sophie waited at the claim belt for her suitcase and goes towards the exit.

Sophie (thinking on herself): This baggage it’s too heavy. There is something strange…Let’s see what I put in that’s so heavy.. Oh my God! But this is not my suitcase! There is a bomb inside.. There should have been an exchange with the guy with the red cap…! I have to leave it before it’s too late… I’ll bring it to the lost and found office!

Narrator: Sophie goes towards the lost and found office trying to leave the suitcase there. The secretary makes her a lot of questions.

Sophie (anxiously): Good morning! I found this suitcase. I don’t know what it’s inside because it’s closed. But it is not my baggage, I think there has been an exchange and that somebody brought mine..

Secretary: Ok. Please calm down! Can you tell me where did you find it? And when?

Sophie: I bring it from the claim belt just few minutes ago. It looks like my luggage but it can not be this!

Secretary: But why do you say it’s too heavy? What is there inside?

Sophie: I don't know! I didn’t open it! I only carried it and I felt it is too heavy for the things I put in.

Secretary: What did you put in your luggage? What did you bring?

Sophie: I only brought dresses and make up and..an hair straightener. A pink one! And, for sure, heels! I’m a girl!

Secretary: I need your ID card, please. How was your luggage? Did it have any particularity?

Sophie: No. It is the same as this one. Same shape and same color! Maybe a little bit newer. It was brand new!

Narrator: The secretary writes all what the girl said typing on the computer keyboard and registers her personal data. Then takes the luggage and puts a tag on it and keeps it away.

Secretary: Ok. You can go now. We will call you back in case the police find your luggage.

Sophie: Thank you. Goodbye.

Narrator:  Johnny runs quickly to the lost and found office hoping to find the suitcase there. He sees the long queue and thinks that he doesn´t want to miss this important flight. He tries to hurry up.

Johnny: Excuse me, excuse me... I am a bit in a rush, I really need to get to the desk now!

Narrator: Finally Johnny gets to the desk and the irritated secretary starts to ask him the same questions.

Secretary: Where did you find this bag? So your bag is lost too? What is inside your bag?

Narrator: Suddenly Johnny can see his own suitcase and he stops listening to the questions the woman is asking. He jumps over the desk and tries to grab it thinking that he would still have time to catch the flight. He gets the suitcase but at the same time the bomb explodes. 

Leonardo Da Vinci's dream

The wrinkled hand slipped slowly over his long white beard, full of hope for a wanted but unknown future.

Gazing high up, lost between Orion’s Belt and the Milky Way. He sips his poison. “You have to fly to reach the stars…” – he thought just before falling asleep on his sheets full of sketches and dreams.

A strong red bull with Pegasus wings, and a science man on it, fearless through the clouds, with no weapon, and the brave eyes of a man that loves to see the world from the sky.

The gift that Leonardo left to the mankind.

This Is Not A Comedy.

When I see that tree something deep in my heart shudders. Although at the same time it jumps of happiness. When I remember all those moments that we had full of joy and sadness. All our life together. Sometimes I wish I could have you by my side forever and other times I only want you to disappear. Right now I regret thinking about this last thought. Now you are under that marked tree because of that fateful day when you were docked. But I can’t stand it anymore. Thanks to this gun we will stay together forever. BANG!!

Leonardo Still Creating.

When I saw it I could not believe it. It was impossible. When Leonardo Da Vinci, at the end of his life, drank of that estrange drink suddenly two wings came out of him. He went flying and disappeared in the sky. No one heard again from him. That's what the diary says of my antecessor. Some people think that he was an angel or in our time that he was an alien. But I don’t care. Thanks to my predecessor who got a hold of that drink. I could reproduce it and create that fantastic drink.  “Red Bull gives you..."

Lost And Found

One day at work my boss told me I had to jump in the van and drive down to the crazy old womans house to pick something up.  So I drove there fast, listening to some music and waiting for the weekend to come. I picked up the abnormal and strange-looking piece of painting, and drove back to work. "The painting is in the van, sorry about the Red Bull on it, see you tomorrow!", I said when I happily left home. Next day taught me who Da Vinci was and how his never-before-seen painting "Medusa" looked like.

Paella For Two?

Last January I was cooking my first paella for my girlfriend and for me. I had all the ingredients on the table: rice, seafood, vegetables, etc. I was following the recipe.

 I added rice but my hand touched the stove by accident.”Ouch!” I said. With my movement some rice fell through the open window. “Why did I open that window? Why?”

It was impossible to do paella for two. I just had rice for one. But my girlfriend could eat her part. It was funny because that day I understood the real meaning of “Paella”…”For her”

Da Vinci's Tomb

Sebastian and his friend were visiting Da Vinci´s tomb.

“Sebastian, we must leave. We must stay in Monaco in nine hours and it’s far from here” said the friend.  “Not now. I love sightseeing and I admire Da Vinci. Please enjoy.” said Sebastian. He continued his visit the tomb calmly while his friend was nervous.

Then his friend decided to leave. “I don´t know what you are going to do…but I’m leaving now”. Sebastian instantly replied. “Don´t worry man. I’ve got my car outside and it is faster than what you think. I’m Sebastian Vettel. It´s my Red Bull”.